How bra stores seem to think things work:
- Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.
- C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
- Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.
I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it.
Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.
For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit. I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner.
I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.
Heels the size you wish your dick was.
someone on facebook posted this intending it to be negative but instead it’s INCREDIBLE. go girl scouts
I WOULD LIKE TO EAT MORE OF THESE COOKIES PLEASE AND THANK
It’s so funny that this is supposed to be negative criticism.
*spends entire income on thin mints
true story: people were enraged that a young transgirl was accepted into the girl scouts. they released a statement saying they will accept girls of any gender, shape or size.
this is awesome!
Such a difference between the girl scouts and the boy scouts. It’s terribly sad.
Take note, boy scouts.
What do you sell? Not delicious cookies that promote equality and human rights, that’s for sure
Complete and utter win!
There’s a reason I call them Justice Cookies.
Never been happier to at myself to ruin.
great. Like I needed more reasons to buy girl scout cookies.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.