- Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
- High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
- College: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
- History Channel: Aliens.
“If You Know Someone Who Doesn’t Believe Sexism Exists, Show Them This”
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i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
Without winning an oscar for either
somehow we always end up here
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if i could bring one dead person back to life i’d bring back Walt Disney just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction
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In all fairness though, I think Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wins the award for “Biggest regret of accidentally successful text post.”
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“Jaime watched her eyes. Pretty eyes, he thought, and calm.” - Jaime, A Storm of Swords.
Requested by honorisahorse.
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Benedict Cumberbatch
—Ohh, Captain...
*asexuality goes running off for a bit*
I’d like to do something to him over and over
my ears just had an orgasm
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#Don’t pander to me kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds., #Solar flare might crop up cook us in our seats., #And wait till you’re sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles., #See if you’re still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding!, #Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence., #keep calm and DAMMIT JIM,
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